6:10AM! He got me up at 6:10AM!? What the heck for? Oh, to try to get to Jordan Pond while there is still parking! They have a park bus, you know!
I know what I'm gonna do. I saw a sign for this my first day and it's perfect! I'll sign him up for a "Mature Tour". Saw the sign on a boat leaving Bar Harbor on Wednesday. I'll just sign him over to them and they'll strap him into a seat and drive him around all week with the rest of the drooling oldies. It'll be great! No more waking up before the sun rises over the...
What? It wasn't "mature tours" - it was "nature tours"? Seriously? What's the point of that - it's all right there in front of you. Who needs a tour of THAT? RATS!
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